shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”
Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed
Currently On My Journey
shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”
Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed
BRUH
Woah.
“And that’s why I have job security”
Well played.
We all tried to do this and failed, don’t lie.
apparently food inspections stopped bc of the shutdown so things bout to be real fucked up for some of us
Most companies are probably going to continue their regular food safety procedures, but a few things you can do to reduce some personal risk:
Buy hard, solid veggies and fruits (apples, melons) or ones with rinds (bananas are probably fine). Scrub the peel/rind thoroughly with soap and water before consumption.
The more solid and dense the meat, the less likely it is for contamination to spread very far. Buy your meat in solid cuts, NOT GROUND. Especially not ground chicken rn, salmonella bad.
Cook things thoroughly. Follow guidelines for the internal temperatures meat is supposed to reach and stick to those guidelines. Use a meat thermometer. Make your steaks well done for a while.
I’d stay away from shellfish as a whole if I were you. The diseases you can get from it are some of the nastier ones. No sushi for a while, too. If you have fish, make sure it was frozen following anti-parasitic guidelines and cook thoroughly.
AVOID LEAFY GREENS. This is where we’ve been seeing the most outbreaks lately, so be very careful.
The pregnant, elderly, immunocompromised, and the very young are the ones most at risk in an outbreak. If you are in one of these groups, be extremely cautious and avoid soft cheeses and prepackaged deli meats. Check on friends and family in these groups. Report symptoms of foodborne illness to a doctor so they can report to the state health depts that are still running.
Even with these in mind, remember that most outbreaks of foodborne illness are due to things like improper cooking and storage. Stay safe out there, folks 💙
some of you have never wandered out into the woods at night to make a sacrifice to an old god and honestly it shows
“Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine”
“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”
The above information is NOT CORRECT. This is kinesin protein walking on microtubule. This occurs inside a cell.
Cellular Visions: The Inner Life of a Cell from Harvard
Story of the post:
“Whoever kills an innocent human being, it shall be as if he has killed all mankind, and whosoever saves the life of one, it shall be as if he saved the life of all mankind.”
— Qu’ran 5:32 (via lindseyvixson)
I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life
💯
everybody here wants to be choked and get spat on but 90% of you can’t even order a fuckn happy meal without SHAKING